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New Story: Snapshot

Whew, it's been ages since I've posted on here! I've actually got another blog entirely, but I still use this to post to writing communities. Here's a new one-shot I've written on FictionPress.

Title: Snapshot
Author: drolldiadem, alias Kinderwhore
Genre: Romance, friendship, drama
Status: One-shot, complete
Rating: Teen
Pairings: Original F/F, with hints of M/F
Disclaimer: Did you know that copyright starts the moment you put pen to paper, or finger to keyboard? That's right, it's mine.
Summary: In the world of romance, some clichés are inevitable: the trick was not to fall for the embarrassing ones.
Notes/Warnings: A hint of het, a dash of femslash, and a sprinkling of sugary fluff.

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Mommy's on the Radio, Chap. 2

Title: Mommy's on the Radio
Author: drolldiadem , alias Kinderwhore
Genre: Family, drama, humour
Rating: Teen
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: All mine, dearies. Well, mostly.
Summary: Being the somewhat misleadingly titled tale of a not-quite-fired film critic and her transatlantic baby.
Notes/Warnings: Very Bad Words, occasionally amorality, and wholesome family fluff.

Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Quizzes

So I succumbed to internet conventions by completing various Blogthings quizlets. Everything is under the cut.




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Mommy's on the Radio, Chap. I

Look! The first "proper" chapter of Mommy's on the Radio is completed and uploaded!

Title: Mommy's on the Radio
Author: drolldiadem , alias Kinderwhore
Genre: Family, drama, humour
Rating: Teen
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: All mine, dearies. Well, mostly.

Summary: Being the somewhat misleadingly titled tale of a not-quite-fired film critic and her transatlantic baby.

Notes/Warnings: Direct references to prostitution and drugs, with strong language from the outset and implied bisexuality. Also, lots and lots of wholesome family fluff. ;) (That being said, only the prologue's been uploaded, so I just spoiled everything. Ah, well.) Can also be considered an indirect sequel to I Don't Think We Should Roleplay Anymore.

Prologue
Chapter 1

Mommy's on the Radio

Whoa. Long time, no post, eh?

Here's the FictionPress-related lowdown: I Don't Think We Should Roleplay Anymore is officially complete as of yesterday (although I haven't uploaded the last two chapters onto AFF.Net yet; it needs at least one more sex scene), and to celebrate, I've got a not-exactly-quite-but-yeah-I-guess-in-a-way-it-kinda-is sequel!

Looky:

Title: Mommy's on the Radio
Author: drolldiadem, alias Kinderwhore
Genre: Family, drama, humour
Rating: Teen
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: 'Tis mine, 'tis mine, 'tis mine! Steal and I will gut you.
Summary: Being the somewhat misleadingly titled tale of a not-quite-fired film critic and her transatlantic baby.
Notes/Warnings: Direct references to prostitution and drugs, with strong language from the outset and implied bisexuality. Also, lots and lots of wholesome family fluff. ;) (That being said, only the prologue's been uploaded, so I just spoiled everything. Ah, well.) Can also be considered an indirect sequel to I Don't Think We Should Roleplay Anymore.

FIC: Petites Affaires - Chapter III

Author: drolldiadem
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Pairing: Jack/OC(s), Jack/Beckett
Genre: General, humour, drama
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Disney or the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, and no profit is being made from the following work.
Summary: Adopted son, 'chicken-boy', nude model and prostitute; what else was Jack before he turned pirate? A tale of love and loss, angst and adolescence, childhood and, er, chickens.

Notes: Pre-CotBP, and as it's posted on FF.net (don't worry, I proof-read), the previous chapters easy to find.

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I'll simply pout and remind her of how small and sweet and bouncy I am...)

Snowflakes

Author: drolldiadem
Rating: PG-13 for safety
Pairing: Speckett
Genre: Humour, romance
Disclaimer: I believe it be copyrighted to Disney.
Summary: Logically, Jack knew that visiting a brothel would heighten his chances of contracting all manner of unpleasant and unsightly diseases: even so, he still hadn't expected to catch a cold...
(Or alternately...)
Summary the Second: Jack is infidelable; Cutler sulks.

Notes: Fluff, fluff, fluff... and yet, not really. Set some time in the boys' late teens/early twenties.

(The last time Cutler had brought him to a dinner party, Jack had flirted outrageously and sang a song in which the virtues of bestiality were happily extolled—and that had been whilst he was sober.)

Petites Affaires: Chapter II

Author: drolldiadem
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Pairing: Jack/OC(s), Jack/Beckett
Genre: General, humour, drama
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Disney or the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, and no profit is being made from the following work.
Summary: Adopted son, 'chicken-boy', nude model and prostitute; what else was Jack before he turned pirate? A tale of love and loss, angst and adolescence, childhood and, er, chickens.

Notes: Pre-CotBP, and as it's posted on FF.net (don't worry, I proof-read), the first chapter's easy to find.

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It seemed devoid of innuendo at the time...)

Petites Affaires

Author: drolldiadem  
Rating: PG-13 (for now)
Pairing: Jack/OC(s), some Jack/Beckett
Genre: General, humour, drama
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with Disney or the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, and no profit is being made from the following work.
Summary: Adopted son, 'chicken-boy', nude model and prostitute; what else was Jack before he turned pirate? A tale of love and loss, angst and adolescence, childhood and, er, chickens.

Notes: Pre-CotBP; my own irreverent take on Jack's life story. (Posted at the pit, but hey, don't let that put you off.)

X-posted to pirategasm , potc_fic 

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"HA! I control the breakfast monkey!")

Creature of Habit

Author: drolldiadem
Rating: G; maybe PG (for safety)
Pairing: Slight Jack/OC
Genre: Humour, drama, mild angst
Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, and no profit is being made from the following work.
Summary: After a disillusioning year of stalking the Black Pearl, Jack (in what can only be described as a moment of pure madness) tries his hand at settling down; but first-time fatherhood is difficult enough without the added burden of baby names, not to mention having one's personal safety so compromised that it leads to regularly jumping out of windows... One-shot, pre-CotBP, post-mutiny... A character study of sorts.

Cross-posted to pirategasm, potc_fic and jack_sparrow_oc

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